Nobody likes beets, Dwight. You should grow something everybody does like. You should grow candy.
To celebrate National Candy Day, other than through the candy I will eat, here's a video on how candy canes are made. Personally, watching this video is almost better than eating a candy cane. It's narrated by a British (or something) guy and I didn't get tired of watching it half way through only to leave it alone for a minute and coming back to see it sticking to the wrapper and grossing me out (when the crook is more saliva than sugar). Plus it's just fun to watch things like candy canes, laws, and sausages being made.
And now, the end of National Candy Day, when I'm tired of the candy I've chosen.